Family... NOT!

mas sam: eh barusan manager gue bilang tadi malem dia mo nerusin nonton australian open tapi gara2 anaknya pengen acara tipi laen ngga jadi nonton
mas sam: gue jadi berpikir ngga mau punya anak
miss terry: hahaha
miss terry: setuju
mas sam: hmm.. i have a second thought
mas sam: gue ngga mau punya anak sebelom kaya
mas sam: biar bisa punya tipi buat anak gue masing2 satu dan gue sendiri
mas sam: kalo ngga kaya2 juga ngga punya anak dong? :))
miss terry: dont forget the wife, cause that's what happen with my dad.. he joins her watching sinetron
mas sam: ahh bener!
mas sam: bokap gue juga jadi nonton sinetron!!
miss terry: or look for wife who's not interested in sinetron
mas sam: and teach your kid to love watching australian open
mas sam: hmm.. banyak solusi ternyata
mas sam: jadi pengen punya anak lagi

Help!

Where I could find a Self Confident, a Speaking English Fluently Skill, a Know What To Say In The Right Time, a Get New Friends Easily, a Keep Close With Old Friends, a Quick Adaptability, a Generous Not Jealousy Feeling? Do you think eBay sells them?

Giant

As if one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is not enough, now in my kosan suddenly out of nowhere comes another one! Well, let's call her him Ivan Gunawan, Jr. Imagine the size of Ivan Gunawan body (focus on her his thigh!), scale it 1:1.1879 precisely, make the skin a lot darker, equip that huge body with Ivan Gunawan's thunder-like voice, then polish it with thick javanese accent (we, Indonesian, call it medog). Voila, meet Ivan Gunawan, Jr.!

I don't have any problems with a gigantic body, but if that body wears a super short pants which shows off his supersize thigh, that definitely is a crime to my eyes. Moreover, her his thick javanese accent voice is so loud that everyone in the house could hear her him having a concert in living room every morning while watching her his favorite TV program, the wasteful infotainments. Yes, she he watches infotainment every morning and sinetron in the evening. That's surely worse than the real Ivan Gunawan, even though the size is a little smaller.

Dear Ivan Gunawan, Jr., one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is more than enough, so please would you get the f*ck out of my lovely peaceful kosan!!!

I Am Awesome

Deal with it!


*ahhh.. great morning is when I can say that every day!

Dear Mas Sam,

I am

Seriously,
are you alive?

Sunday

Oh Boy! Today I do look like a fcuking housewife, woke up then took out some laundry from jemuran then took a shower then cooked then swept the floor and changed the bed. While my roommates directly went out somewhere to get a life.

Everyday is Holiday

It feels something wrong if we were too lazy to wake up in the morning to go to work. But there's nothing I could do about it. We're all trapped in this routine activity to earn money, so we can eat and live and pay our bills and buy some luxury bags. Everyday I said to myself, I will find my dream job someday....

the one that I really like and enjoy
the one that seems like hobby, not a job
the one that I will have full spirit to wake up whenever it's time to wake up
the one that I will be really focus when doing it
the one that I will be creative on it
the one that makes me not to have to thank God it's Friday
the one that I can't wait for weekend to finish

Actually, the one that makes me no longer having the terms of 'weekend' and 'weekdays'.

TGIF!