Hello Work

The heck that's going on every working morning in my life now is Knowledge Quiz 9.30-10.00 AM. So fun!

[I think] I am Ted Mosby

Every single time I tried to make myself a little bit less Ted, I ended up regretting whatever I was doing.

It sucks.
It really does.

I think I'll stop trying to be someone else other than me.
Even if that means I have to be Ted for the rest of my life.
So what?

Yes, I think I am Ted Mosby.
Deal with it!




*think I should change my name signature*

Help!

Where I could find a Self Confident, a Speaking English Fluently Skill, a Know What To Say In The Right Time, a Get New Friends Easily, a Keep Close With Old Friends, a Quick Adaptability, a Generous Not Jealousy Feeling? Do you think eBay sells them?

Giant

As if one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is not enough, now in my kosan suddenly out of nowhere comes another one! Well, let's call her him Ivan Gunawan, Jr. Imagine the size of Ivan Gunawan body (focus on her his thigh!), scale it 1:1.1879 precisely, make the skin a lot darker, equip that huge body with Ivan Gunawan's thunder-like voice, then polish it with thick javanese accent (we, Indonesian, call it medog). Voila, meet Ivan Gunawan, Jr.!

I don't have any problems with a gigantic body, but if that body wears a super short pants which shows off his supersize thigh, that definitely is a crime to my eyes. Moreover, her his thick javanese accent voice is so loud that everyone in the house could hear her him having a concert in living room every morning while watching her his favorite TV program, the wasteful infotainments. Yes, she he watches infotainment every morning and sinetron in the evening. That's surely worse than the real Ivan Gunawan, even though the size is a little smaller.

Dear Ivan Gunawan, Jr., one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is more than enough, so please would you get the f*ck out of my lovely peaceful kosan!!!

PMS

Saya anak tunggal. Waktu kecil saya ingin sekali punya adik. Namun karena ibu saya sudah tidak diperbolehkan lagi mengandung, saya tidak pernah bisa punya adik. Saya selalu bertanya pada teman-teman yang mempunyai adik bagaimana rasanya punya adik. Ada yang bilang punya adik itu tidak mengenakkan. Adikmu itu akan menjadi pusat perhatian, sedangkan kamu akan dilupakan. Aneh. Merasa tersaingi oleh adik sendiri itu sangat konyol!

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Tapi sekarang, saya bisa memaklumi teman masa kecil saya itu. Terutama bila adiknya memang menyebalkan.

what's the story morning glory

Earlier this morning,

thought that dead-style without internet connection

was the most unexpected thing to happen

on your long journey by train.

I was wrong,

kebelet pup was is!

Well, of course if only you live in Endonesa.