01022010

Just want to say that today is a good day.
1. The date 01022010 is a perfect palindrome.
2. It's payday.
3. I am now free from an inconvenient monthly routine because suddenly my boss told me that he was going to replace me staying at the office tonight.

So what's the plan for tonight?
Think I'll make my salary useful.
Umm.. you know what I mean, ihihi..

Ahh... I feel good! *start to sing (and dance)*

Hi There, February!

Dear fellows and February,

I proudly report that my January morning Kaching went smooth except for few days (but I managed to catch up).

Hey, hmm..

I got a lot to say this morning. I did. Now.. I just don't know how to say it..
But please let me try.

OK, I can't.

I can't.

Sorry I bother you reading something like this. Hm..

I feel like I need to put a stop into something.
The sentence has come to the period.
The rainy season is here again.

.. and I'm writing this listening to this one of Glee soundtrack (it's a song by Rolling Stones actually):

You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.
You can't always get what you want.

Oh, wait. Let me rewrite it in my own way:

I can't always get what I want.
I can't always get what I want.
I can't always get what I want.

.
.
.

But if I try sometimes, I just might find
I get what I need.

Family... NOT!

mas sam: eh barusan manager gue bilang tadi malem dia mo nerusin nonton australian open tapi gara2 anaknya pengen acara tipi laen ngga jadi nonton
mas sam: gue jadi berpikir ngga mau punya anak
miss terry: hahaha
miss terry: setuju
mas sam: hmm.. i have a second thought
mas sam: gue ngga mau punya anak sebelom kaya
mas sam: biar bisa punya tipi buat anak gue masing2 satu dan gue sendiri
mas sam: kalo ngga kaya2 juga ngga punya anak dong? :))
miss terry: dont forget the wife, cause that's what happen with my dad.. he joins her watching sinetron
mas sam: ahh bener!
mas sam: bokap gue juga jadi nonton sinetron!!
miss terry: or look for wife who's not interested in sinetron
mas sam: and teach your kid to love watching australian open
mas sam: hmm.. banyak solusi ternyata
mas sam: jadi pengen punya anak lagi

Help!

Where I could find a Self Confident, a Speaking English Fluently Skill, a Know What To Say In The Right Time, a Get New Friends Easily, a Keep Close With Old Friends, a Quick Adaptability, a Generous Not Jealousy Feeling? Do you think eBay sells them?

Giant

As if one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is not enough, now in my kosan suddenly out of nowhere comes another one! Well, let's call her him Ivan Gunawan, Jr. Imagine the size of Ivan Gunawan body (focus on her his thigh!), scale it 1:1.1879 precisely, make the skin a lot darker, equip that huge body with Ivan Gunawan's thunder-like voice, then polish it with thick javanese accent (we, Indonesian, call it medog). Voila, meet Ivan Gunawan, Jr.!

I don't have any problems with a gigantic body, but if that body wears a super short pants which shows off his supersize thigh, that definitely is a crime to my eyes. Moreover, her his thick javanese accent voice is so loud that everyone in the house could hear her him having a concert in living room every morning while watching her his favorite TV program, the wasteful infotainments. Yes, she he watches infotainment every morning and sinetron in the evening. That's surely worse than the real Ivan Gunawan, even though the size is a little smaller.

Dear Ivan Gunawan, Jr., one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is more than enough, so please would you get the f*ck out of my lovely peaceful kosan!!!

I Am Awesome

Deal with it!


*ahhh.. great morning is when I can say that every day!

Dear Mas Sam,

I am

Seriously,
are you alive?