Giant

As if one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is not enough, now in my kosan suddenly out of nowhere comes another one! Well, let's call her him Ivan Gunawan, Jr. Imagine the size of Ivan Gunawan body (focus on her his thigh!), scale it 1:1.1879 precisely, make the skin a lot darker, equip that huge body with Ivan Gunawan's thunder-like voice, then polish it with thick javanese accent (we, Indonesian, call it medog). Voila, meet Ivan Gunawan, Jr.!

I don't have any problems with a gigantic body, but if that body wears a super short pants which shows off his supersize thigh, that definitely is a crime to my eyes. Moreover, her his thick javanese accent voice is so loud that everyone in the house could hear her him having a concert in living room every morning while watching her his favorite TV program, the wasteful infotainments. Yes, she he watches infotainment every morning and sinetron in the evening. That's surely worse than the real Ivan Gunawan, even though the size is a little smaller.

Dear Ivan Gunawan, Jr., one Ivan Gunawan in Indonesia is more than enough, so please would you get the f*ck out of my lovely peaceful kosan!!!